Hello – my name is Peter, and I’m a book thief.
There, I’ve said it. It’s a weight off my mind, I can tell you. I’ll come quietly – you don’t need to use the cuffs. Well… just this once, then. Make sure they’re nicely lubricated.
Last year, I stole oodles of books. JK Rowling, Dan Brown, Stephenie Meyer, Lemony Snicket, Michael Crichton… all these authors and more were my victims. I stole blatantly in public, even on Sky Television – so there’s no doubt about my guilt. My thievery was even splashed over the front page on The Times. Please… won’t someone stop me before I do it again?
Well, I have done it again. Go to my agency’s home page and you can watch a video of me stealing another book, just a few days ago. And you know something? Both I and countless thousands like me can be certain of one thing – our crimes will not be punished.
Shoplifters are not tolerated on the High Street. We employ CCTV, security guards, undercover detectives, RFID tags and a host of other measures to deter “five-finger discounters”. When we catch them, it’s blues-and-twos or Black Morias and a summary hearing at the Magistrates Court. But online – well, that’s different. Because the truth is, no-one appears to give a damn.
After last year’s publicity, I had hoped that the industry would have responded robustly and quickly. Instead, there was much hand-wringing and pious talk about the need for “public education”. But nothing substantial has changed.
My favourite website to steal books is Scribd.com. After last year’s exposure, they claimed to have tightened up on piracy. But as you’ll see from my most recent video, Scribd is now smugly charging users to download a pirated e-book! This is surely intolerable.
For years, it has been obvious that the West-coast venture capital elite have no respect for our profession. They can have an entire business financed, launched, pumped and then dumped in the 18-month timeframe it takes us to get one book out. And they will cold-bloodedly eviscerate any existing industry to build their own website traffic (look at newspapers, look at music). Play by these guys’ rules, and we will get burnt.
We must do three things.
First, we must print a clear warning in every book that scanning it and posting online is stealing vital income from much-loved authors. Next, we can eliminate piracy-hosting sites by attacking their source of funding. And third, we can and must lobby to remove any vestige of legal protection from these sites. Lobbying works for other industries – why not us? The alternative is, to be blunt, economic annihilation.
And frankly – if we lack the willpower to protect our own goods, maybe that’s what we deserve.
This column first appeared in The Bookseller on the 10th September 2010







